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What movies have not aged well?

Last Updated: 19.06.2025 00:19

What movies have not aged well?

The Man with the Golden Gun

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

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The Living Daylights & Rambo III

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

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-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

Dr No

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Breakfast at Tiffany’s

Octopussy

-”Ah so!”

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-J W Pepper

-Bond slapping Tracy.

-”She is very sexyful!”

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A View to a Kill

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

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-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

You Only Live Twice

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

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From Russia With Love

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

Live and Let Die

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Goldfinger

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

-All the bad guys are black.

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Diamonds Are Forever

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

Moonraker

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-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

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-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.